Sunday, July 3, 2016

Evanston 100

“We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.”
--T.S. Elliot

Yesterday the PCRs planned to take the same old ride up Chalk Creek and then ride to Henefer.  Prez. Hale sold us on a 70 mile ride.  Of course it wasn’t.  But we had many news experiences on that old familiar route.

For the first time Dr. Brad Taylor, Urologist extraordinaire, took time off his busy work schedule to hang out with mostly a bunch of old-timers.  Was it because he knew the aging members likely had failing plumbing and were, therefore, prospective patients for him?

Early on the PCRs were shanghaied to explore for the first time the sights and scents of lovely Hoytsville’s pastures, where cattle were noticeably disturbed by the men in bright tight clothes and Big Man’s haunting rendition of “Oh What a Beautiful Morning.”  City Slicker Hicks exclaimed: “ugh, my milk comes from those brown four legged animals”?

We made it up the usual route without incident, where the pavement meets the dirt road on the Utah/Wyoming border—the place at which we always turn around and go back.  But in a Thelma and Louisesque moment of desperation for adventure/insanity, the old guys decided to follow young bucks Daines, Joey and Bryan Griffith into the abyss beyond the paved road to a place no one knew existed.  There were not fast food restaurants, outhouses and only a few homes.  Along the way we witnessed antelope, experienced the importance of private property to rural folks (Big Man you can get shot for taking precious water in arid areas: fortunately your defense of deliriousness due to incidence of dehydration carried the day) and the outskirts of the thriving metropolitan of Evanston. 

Notwithstanding Big Man’s directive that we all stay together as we rode back to where we began, he immediately pulled out ahead of everyone.  At that point of the ride we were in the middle of nowhere with very little food or water (Big Man, if you fail to plan, you plan to fail).  PCRs who trailed behind discovered the kindheartedness of those who run the Pine Cliff Campgroup, who slaked the thirst of the riders with lemonade.  (Big Man missed out because he failed to follow his directive to stay together.)  We arrived safely to the place where we begin, having discovered places of which we were unaware and a better understanding of how each other reacts to adverse conditions brought on by old-age dementia.        

TATS = The body is a precious thing, TAKE CARE OF IT! 
by Bryan Griffith

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These two are the reason for the 100    What are you thinking??






Sure hope my Strava was working


"Just think Dad, you have to ride another 106 after this"
What are we thinking????????

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