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Thursday, December 31, 2020
Best Pics of 2020
Thursday, November 26, 2020
2020 - A Unique Year to Give Thanks!
2020 is like 1616, 1717, 1818, and 1919, because the first two digits match the second two digits... Living in 2020 is special because it is the only year we will live with these specific digits. The next year that follows this pattern is 2121.
- Australian and West Coast Fires
- Prince Harry and Megan Markle Quit Royal Family
- Earthquakes
- COVID-19 Pandemic / Masks
- Kobe Bryant's Death
- Hurricane Force Winds in SLC, UT
- Elections
- Sporting Events Being Cancelled
| It's always good to start with HOPE! |
| We made it... OK, Stay with the group on the way down! |
Like the winds of the seas are the ways of fate, As we voyage along through the life:
Tis the set of a soul That decides its goal,
And not the calm or the strife.” - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
- Leaving SLC at 4AM the day of the race, hoping to find Lia, KOT and Sexy Legs before the race starts.
- Big Man gets a flat just outside of Preston and MBA stays with him to get it repaired and has the support van blow-up the flat tube to verify his concern, that patched tubes are NOT A GOOD idea. Big Man has a new name, PATCHES.
- Gang reaches first summit/feed zone and while they are taking a bathroom break and getting food and liquids, a LOUD explosion occurs. PATCHES hears the noise while in the porta potty and says, OOPS, someone just put too much air in their tire. Prez Hale's bike, we guess, had had enough and the TIRE and TUBE blew while just laying on the ground. Let's just say, THANKS Lia for your calming influence, patience, and red truck to help keep Prez in the game and the rest of the GEEZERS smiling.
- Professor Anderson having all sorts of fun hauling all their drinks/food to the curb and trying not to get lost.
- Prez Hale gets tire/tube fixed after 3 flats and meets the group in Afton with fresh legs and a BIG SMILE. There was a rumor he was going to call an Uber to come take him home.
- Anyone seen Sexy Legs??
- Alpine, last stop before the finish and the gang is glad Prez still had fresh legs to pull them home. But wait a minute, a few minutes out of Alpine, Hale's pony gets another flat, REALLY???? They all kiss him good bye and tell him to stick out his thumb.
- Still no Sexy Legs and they have now lost KOT (Lia, what did you do to your man in Alpine? He's riding like a madman)
- The last couple of miles the riders are re-routed to avoid construction and traffic and have to cross a wooden bridge and go up a slight hill with a cattle crossing grate, which causing Brian "Cruise Control" Lloyd to get his tire stuck and he does a nice endo.... OUCH!
- KOT waits at the finish line, while Sexy Legs is done and NOT feeling good. Can you say "dehydration". Prez Hale is now in his street clothes with medals hanging from his neck for all the riders worried they would not finish before they closed the race down, at 8:30 PM.
- (204.52 miles, 12.14 Moving Time, 9,220 ft)
Wednesday, November 4, 2020
Big Man Turns 66
This last weekend Big Man, aka, "White Noise", "Patches", "Woody" etc. turned 66. So he took a scary collection of people on an All Hollows Blue Moon/Day bike ride parade. Like all rides on which he tries to take charge, it was a circus. The judges who witnessed the spectacle have doled out the following awards:
"Best costume" goes to GQ for his wig of flowing hair (longing for when he had more of it) and Jimmy Buffet wannabe shirt. GQ may be a good looking guy, but he is a butt ugly woman!
"Best color coordinated outfit" goes to, of course, Sexy legs who came dressed to the "nines" with a color coordinated helmet, kit, bike and shoes!
"Most Stunned Look" goes to JT and his better half Merri-I hate Pop-Tarts-Anne who by the looks of their faces most likely were secretly wondering how they ever got tangled up with the group.
"The least likely to pass a sobriety test from the appearance of his serpentine approach to climbing hills" goes to Prez, who is recovering from surgery and has been ordered by the doctor not to climb up hills on his bike.
"The most likely to succeed at how to tell others how to succeed in business" goes DQ/MBA, who, while he forgot to wear his MBA kit, took a business like approach to fixing his flat tire. (Next time bring a spare that doesn't have a hole it)
Because his daily exercising routine begins long before the sun rises, the "Rising Star" award goes to Max, Big Man's son, who oddly enough has not received a moniker from his old man.
"David Crosby Look-A-Like" goes to Mr. T. He says he's going to cut his golden locks if Trump wins.
"Best New Gloves, which you can't get on if your hands are sweaty" goes to David "Lefty" Meek. "You guys go ahead, really. It might take me a while to get these on." (Whew, I'm glad they left, I was really sweating like a pig trying to stay in the pace line)
And last and certainly not least the "I never saw a shiny object that I didn't want to chase" award goes to Big Man, who made the group wander around the south and eastern portions of the Salt Lake Valley in a labyrinthian route that would have easily confused the Minotaur. Big Man, thanks for being the "glue" that helped form the crazy collection of cyclists. We wish you a happy birthday and hope you never lose your youthful exuberance!
YIPPY SKIPPY
| YES, GQ, you are a BUTT UGLY woman... Sorry |
| "Does anyone have an extra tube without a hole in it" Who brings a spare tube with a hole already in it??? |
| Just call me Crosby, without the stache |
| Life Doesn't Get Any Better |
































































