(Words uttered by Little Indian to his tribal members after a long day riding his bike)
Did
we tell you we rode our bikes 206 miles through 3 states in one day? (Don’t ask how long it took.) After long spring and summer hours of
training (sort of) the big day arrived on September 9th. The remnants of the PCRs participated in the 35th annual LOTOJA. Jodi and Kathy were good sports and supported
the team. They discovered on their fifth
time that they can follow the biking route without being busted, instead of
following the rules and traveling the off-the-beaten-trail that is long way
around to support their men. Jodi, Big
Man is rubbing off on you. Don’t be
fooled by Messrs. MBA and Big Man’s times, they were bandits (big surprise) and
started early so their reported times are actually better than their actual
times (which aren’t anything to write home about and why they started early is a whole other story)
This
was Mr. MBA’s first time attempting the race.
His attempt to break the LOTOJA land speed record was frustrated by—you
guessed it--Big Man’s delays due to chasing shinny objects. Eventually Mr. MBA learned to leave Big Man
behind and Big Man learned to reduce the amount of time spent gawking at
distractions. This was the fifth time
Prez. and Big Man rode 206 miles through three states in one day. (Are you
getting tired of hearing that phrase?)
They will pick up their awards next year.
Dr. Ludlow managed to
arrive in Logan with a few hours to spare.
While he claims to have ridden in the race no one saw him do it, and it
is not recorded on Strava--so it did not happen. Better luck next year Dr. Ludlow. Little Indian and his tribe decided they
weren’t up to 206 miles in one day through three states, so they participated
in the relay. Man up next year boys and
do the whole thing, even if the youngsters have to pay. (Little Indian, you
know what we are talkin’ about.) Mr. Morgan Daines had his bike hand delivered to the race and taken home, but not sure if he either rode the race. There were rumors some saw him on the Snake River, fishing.
Big
Man continues to suffer from cleat-in mouth-disease. Now image you are the organizer of the
enormous event with thousands of riders cycling—you guessed it— 206 miles
through three states in one day. You set
up a station 3 miles from the finish line to encourage the cyclists to “hang in
there”. The race has been going for
nearly 12 hours. You are cooking brats,
offering soft drinks and other goodies to exhausted, smelly riders as they
prepare to finish the race. You have
spent thousands of hours coordinating with many governmental agencies, listened
to endless complaints, but the event is nearly in the books. A cyclist, let’s say its Big Man, takes
advantage of the kind offering of the organizer. Now bear in mind Big Man has a philosophy
that a “complaint” is actually a gift.
So, not knowing the kind person Big Man was talking to was the
organizer, Big Man approaches him and says: “This is the celebration of the 35th
LOTOJA. I LOVE THIS RACE! However, I would like to make a
suggestion. With such a significant occasion, I would have thought the
organizers would have given better T shirts.”
The organizer revealed that he was the one who selected the material and
that it was finer than any used before.
The author of the prologue did not stick around to hear what happened
next, so you will have to get Big Man’s side of the story. Suffice it to say his mouth is now the shape
of his cleat!
The
PCRs finished together. At the finish
line Prez. had a surprise of his parenthood.
He was majorly depressed the entire ride because none of his children called,
texted or emailed him words of encouragement and Big Man sprinted past him to beat him to the top of the KOM climb.
It turns out they surprised him by being at the finish line! He was a HAPPY Dad!
Mr.
MBA made it to the airport just in the nick of time to catch his flight after realizing that UBER in Jackson Hole at 5;30AM is NO where to be found. And none of the finishers vowed NOT to do it
again next year. We will have to see
what time and weight does to them.
YIPPY SKIPPY
The gang is all smiles before the race!
"Why do you make me do this?"
I've been up since 4:00 AM, how about you?
HEY you two in the U of U kits, get out you're in the wrong group
2nd State
3rd State
The BEST part of the Race
How you feeling men, are we almost there???
I think I've died and look who's leading me to heaven
Has anyone seen Prez.??
We LOVE our support TEAMS.....
THANKS!
"What are you going to do now?
I'm going to Disneyland!"
Riding with the BOYS is the BEST!
206 miles / 3 states / 1 day