Monday, September 24, 2018

Keep Them Doggies Rolling

The Tradition

So folks just don't get it.
They think owning cattle don't make no sense.
It takes too much time, too much equipment,
not to mention the expense.

But the fondest memories of my life
- they might think sound funny -
were made possible by Mom and Dad,
'cause they spent the time and spent the money.

You see, the most important lessons
helping values grow so strong,
come from loving cattle
and passing that tradition on.


Some rides just become a tradition, one being Wanship to WY, via Chalk Creek. The cowboys got up early to get back to do their chores and as usual, ran into a couple delays. One buckaroo forgot to properly checking his pony's shoes. Yes, Mr. T., brought a pony with a flat. After wasting two CO2 cartridges and still no air in the tube, another cowpuncher decided he had seen enough and said, "could you use this there pump?" 30 minutes later, the wranglers were ready to ride.

Ride they did, in temps of 24.1 degrees with hands, face and feet looking for a little sun. However, being a early morning rider, you just have to cowboy-up and hope you don't lose a couple of fingers nor toes to frostbite. The sun finally rose its head and life was good. The ride was less traveled by cars and trucks and one cowhand started singing as the they rode past several deer feeding in the fields and standing in the streams. 

When they finally reached the boarder of UT/WY they stood around and started sharing stories of how many times they had been bucked off their ponies. (These bronco-busters are lucky to still be with us)  The ride back to the truck was eventful as they all helped the local cattlemen "keep them doggies rolling." One of the cowpokes couldn't read and lead the group to a deadhead, which caused another delay in getting back to the ranch. 

All-in-all, this traditional ride was one that will go down in the history books as a fond memory of, LIVING LIFE LARGE!

YIPPY SKIPPY

 We Love The Sun!



So how many times have you boys been bucked off your pony?

 4
 5
6 and I stopped counting

 Stop and water the horses... 
some of them are getting a little tired

 Where you cowboys think you're going???




Sunday, September 23, 2018

Waffles & Wheels

Autumnal temps once again exposed the hidden treasure of golden Quakie leaves.  They shimmered in the sunlight as headwinds beckoned the  PCRs to once again climb the unrelenting assent in search for yet another treasure: golden brown waffles served at Hale the Younger's cabin.  Big Man and KOT rode up the canyon slower than molasses, ten minutes behind the Hale Bros.  Now everyone knows Big Man needs to be at the front of the pack.  So the only logical conclusion to be drawn from his geriatric performance is that he wanted the waffles ready when "His Majesty" arrived at the cabin.  The temperature was perfect, the company excellent and the waffles out of this universe.  The calories burned riding to the destination were only half of what were consumed in butter and sugar upon arrival.  That's why we ride!  Go to the canyons and enjoy the leaves.  

P.S. Hale the Younger has promised to share his recipe for waffles and syrup if at least 10 people request it in the comment box below.  Caution, ingestion of more than one waffle may require alteration of your clothes, but worth every inch.  

YIPPY SKIPPY       








 These brothers know how to make Waffles!


TO DIE FOR!

Monday, September 17, 2018

Mr. MBA vs. LOTOJA


The LoToJa Crisis

“These are the times that try LoToJa participants’ souls. The summer cyclist and the sunshine PCR member's (you know who you are) will, in this crisis, shrink from the support of their cycling club brother; but he/she who stands by him now, deserves the love and thanks of all LoToJa participants. Tyranny of arbitrary application of rules, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the steeper the hill, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives everything its value. Cyclists know how to put a proper price upon their preparation; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as freedom while competing in a USA Cycling’s longest single day sanctioned cycling event from harsh application of its rules should not be highly rated.”

—Ripped off from Thomas Paine’s “The Crisis”

Two Riders Were DQed For Taking Selfies - - Did The Race Go Too Far?  
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An Open Letter/Appeal to LoToJa Officials:

            In last week’s Parleys Canyon Riders blog post, Big Man, a member of a pack of cyclists known as “The PCRs” (a group loosely affiliated by a common bond of cycling) mentioned, that several of its members participated in LoToJa.  One such participant is a professor employed by a graduate school of business at a prestigious university.  He goes by the moniker “Mr. MBA”. 
All year long, Mr. MBA labored mentally and physically to prepare for LoToJa 2018.  It was the second time he has participated in the vaunted cycling event. He completed it 40 minutes faster than last year, in part, because this year he did not have Big Man (who should have been disqualified from last year’s LoToJa for starting early, but wasn’t) as an anchor dragging him to the back of the pack of cyclists.  For several days after the race, Mr. MBA basked in the glow of his triumph of completing the race, stating, not so subtly, to all who feigned to listen: “Did I mention I rode my bike 206 miles, through three states in one day”, a remarkable accomplishment for a man of any age, let alone one so advanced.
But all glory is fleeting.  While the embers of Mr. MBA’s triumph were still glowing, a scant 4 days after the race a reporter from Bicycling (magazine) called to ask him if he wished to make statement for being disqualified for taking a “selfie” at the finish line of LoToJa.  This was the first he heard of being DQed. A wise person might have consulted his attorney before speaking to the press.  But not Mr. MBA.  He sang like a canary, confessing that in fact the photograph of him taking a picture of the finish line had not been photo-shopped by one of his competitors.  Taking a photo at the end of a race surrounded by dozens of delirious riders is candidly not the greatest display of good judgment.  However, the irony of Mr. MBA’s disqualification is that it is a punishment without a crime, according to the official rules of LoToJa and is that he has been punished for an act that does not appear to violate any fair reading of the rules of LoToJa or US Cycling (not that anyone likely claims to have read them).
Nowhere in the 37-page LoToJa 2018 Event Guide book does it state that taking photographs is prohibited.  The Guide’s only mention of cellphones, which Mr. MBA happened to use to take the photo, is “Talking on a cell phone while riding,” which he did not do, but would have resulted in a disqualification.  Nowhere in LoToJa’s Guide does it give participants fair warning that taking a photograph (with a cellphone or a 1950 Kodak Duaflex II) is prohibited and will result in a DQ.
           The Guide does state that the sleep-inducing 186-page USA Cycling rule book applies to the race.  “Really?” Why on earth are that many pages necessary to tell someone how to pedal from point A to Point B?  Thanks Lance. Do you really expect a 61 year old man to be able to stay awake to read and more importantly to retain that many rules?
            Unsurprisingly, the voluminous USA Cycling Rules are vague in their application to this situation.  Buried among other rules such as Rule 8A1(A) (failure to wear a helmet in the course of the event while not actually racing—first offense a warning, second DQ, page 140 ), Rule 8A5(C)(starting at an incorrect time or location—first offense DQ, page 141(sorry Big Man)), and Rule 8A5(M) (prohibition of public urination, which occurs far too often during LoToJa--penalty for relegation and/or $20 fine--too light of punishment in my estimation--page 145), is the Rule Mr. MBA is alleged to have violated: Rule 8A1(L)(page 141).  That rule prohibits: “Use of a mobile phone or audio entertainment device during race.”  Mr. MBA was DQed for “selfie at finish line” (allegedly).
So what does Rule 8A1(L) really mean?  It is reasonable interpret the Rule to prohibit talking on a cellphone and listening to loud music while racing because LoToJa is concerned with participants being distracted and unable to hear what is going on around them.  The rule does not prohibit one from taking a photograph with a camera.  In this instance the camera just happened to also have a cellphone function, which was not being used.  Surely LoToJa officials would not so broadly interpret the Rule to prohibit any use of any tool that happens to be connected to a cellphone, because virtually all riders use devises for tracking mileage and other performance metrics, that also happen to be cellphone applications.  Should we all be disqualified?  What is clear is that the USA Cycling Rules do not explicitly prohibit selfies or photographs of any kind. 
Thankfully, nowhere in the LoToJa Rules or the USA Cycling Rules does it mention disqualification for exercising poor judgment.  That would be too vague and arbitrary, and would apply to most of us at one point or another during the course of mind-numbing 206 mile race.  The evidence shows that Mr. MBA was at least temporarily insane, if not permanently.  What sane person rides his bike over 3,000 miles climbing over 225,000 feet in preparation for a 206 mile race?  What normal person rides his bike 206 miles, in one day through three states, pays $325 a night to stay in Best Western motels in Logan and Jackson just to get a tee shirt and a medal?  Mr. MBA has repeated the event twice and wants to do it again—the very definition of insanity.  Anyone who has done the race knows that after 206 miles there are only two things you are thinking about when you cross the finish line: a warm shower and bed.  He obviously was not thinking clearly when he snapped the photograph as he crossed the finish line. 
             DQ’ing Mr. MBA is too harsh of punishment and LoToJa’s rules don’t require it: “penalties for rule violations will be determined on a case-by-case basis but may result in disqualification.…”  The USA Cycling Rules allow the Chief Referee or Race Commission to “reduce any penalty based upon the gravity of the offense(s) committed.”  USA Cycling Rule 8.  And those Rules acknowledge that the penalties are merely “recommendations”.  Id. at 1K2(b).  There was no clear violation of the rules here, and even if one could torture a “selfie” violation out of the vague rules, the punishment of disqualifying an aged and feeble-minded rider does not fit the crime. Come on LoToJa, cut the old man a break and reinstate him as a finisher!  


Actual picture taken, which you can see is NOT a selfie
             

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

LOTOJA or a MARATHON

This last weekend was a great time to test your endurance, as there were three events held in our GREAT state, The Wasatch Front 100, Big Cottonwood Canyon Half/Full Marathon and LOTOJA.
For runners, TWF 100 is the ultimate test of endurance and if you can't handle that one, go run a half or full marathon. (Congrats to Sexy Legs Trabert for winning his division with a smooth 1:35 and his nephew, Jesse Rich, won the TWF 100. Are you sure these guys aren't horses in disguise?)

Several of the PCRs participated in the LOTOJA where their summer training paid nice dividends. The temperatures were perfect, but there was a little wind and rain that created some extra work. Big kudos go out to the support crews that kept the riders fueled and asked themselves, "are we really going to do this again?" The PCR blog staff would like to apologize to all you viewers for the lack of creativity and quality of pictures submitted this year. Our chief photographer, who opted out of the race had serious conversations with those going and when they presented their results all he could say was, "What's The Deal, REALLY?" One of the riders even had the gall to say, "We were there to RIDE the race, NOT ENJOY the race", which we all know is in major violation of the PCR's mission statement. The two substitute photographers have since been fired and rest assured there was definitely no severance packet offered.

Coach Craig and BIG MAN, suffering LOTOJA envy, decided to ride a marathon while others ran a marathon and enjoyed a closed canyon to traffic all the way to Brighton. After cheering on the runners and many of the runners cheering them on, they arrived at the top. BIG MAN said to Coach Craig, "let's ride our bikes on the walkway out to the dock on Silver Lake and take a picture", which they did. There was one fly-fisherman there and nobody else. It was BEAUTIFUL! As the two of them prepared to ride back to the parking lot, two rangers came to the dock to join them, one wearing a brand new shirt and pants and she said, "Do you two know that bikes are NOT allowed on the walkway? There are signs posted. I'm going to have to ask you to walk back. We don't want the liability of you falling and sometimes there are moose running around."  BIG MAN didn't say it, but was thinking... REALLY?  However, he did point out to the "young" female ranger, that had a job to do, that walking might be more damaging to the walkway with bike cleats than riding. "NO, I NEED YOU TO WALK."

With heads hanging low, the two of them started their walk back and after a couple of minutes BIG MAN couldn't take it any longer. So as they started to enter an area with high willows and out of the eyesight of the two rangers, he jumped on his bike and started to ride. Coach Craig didn't know what to do. Should he honor the request of the young female ranger or join the crazy BIG MAN. As BIG MAN made a couple of turns and was about to enter the parking lot, he came around the last turn out of the willows and standing right next to the walkway, 10 ft in front of him was Mr. Bullwinkle.... HOLY ANTLERS!  We don't know who was more startled, but we do know BIG MAN can clip out REALLY FAST.

YIPPY SKIPPY


 Taking pictures with a light in the background.... 
You're Fired!

Anyone seen Val? 
This is the second year we've lost him

 The Support Crew and Chocolate Milk are Key!



 It doesn't get any better!

 CONGRATS Sexy Legs for winning your division

 You want us to do what??

 BIG MAN, even I know how to read




Our newest PCRs
 Joshua Bryan Griffith
8-01-18

William Michael Wood
9-05-18